Unkempt #5 – Guttenberg Attacks!

unkempt_guttenberg_attacks_web

Los Angeles actor/writer, Tim Coyne, gets a new nemesis as Steve Guttenberg attacks. Running Time 11:07.

GUTTENBITCH!
Produced by g-sus
Recorded and mixed by Glen Alger Schricker
Music composed, performed and arranged by Glen Alger Schricker
Lyrics written by Tim Coyne
Vocal performance by Tim Coyne

Links
Glen Alger Schricker Official Website
Hollywood Podcast Flickr Page
Free MP3 download of GUTTENBITCH!

18 Responses to Unkempt #5 – Guttenberg Attacks!
  1. Chris
    July 21, 2006 | 3:06 pm

    Absolutely fuelling classic!
    Great song Tim. Steve Guttenburg seems to have a thing about the feline species eh?

    Keep up the great work geezer.

  2. Beth B.
    July 21, 2006 | 3:15 pm

    That was so freakin’ fanastic that I transcribed the lyrics. Yeah, I liked it that much.

    For your reading pleasure:

    http://beffer2000.blogspot.com/2006/07/lyrics-to-guttenbitch.html

  3. Daniel Bye
    July 21, 2006 | 3:34 pm

    Oh man! What a G-R-E-A-T song!

    “Got 2 wheels, instead of four,

    Got no bed, I got no door,
    I aint rich, I’m fucking poor.
    34 and I sleep on the floor….”

    It’s already repeating itself in the back of my head.
    Awesome!

    And the best part has got to be;
    “I made a plan on New Years Eve:
    Get a girl,

    not a Steve.”

    I can’t stop laughing… oh man!

    “…not a Steve..” Haha

    Well, thanks for another awesome show! Love it!

    Daniel

  4. Tamee
    July 21, 2006 | 8:22 pm

    My boss walked into my office, put his hand on his hip and snarked “I am TRYING to WORK – WHAT is so FUNNY?!?!?”

    I swear, if you don’t quit it, i’m going to get FIRED . . . then who will care for all the sick children???

    Still laughing – Tamee

  5. Matt
    July 22, 2006 | 11:30 pm

    Great episode! Girlfriend huh? Have you stopped counting days/months yet? Let us know when the L word starts getting tossed around.

  6. Grant
    July 24, 2006 | 7:31 pm

    SO AWESOME! That was F’N GREAT! You Rock M.C. T.C.

  7. Alex (bar hop sessions podcast)
    July 25, 2006 | 3:02 am

    Steve guttenberg – that’s the last person I’m thinking of right now— although Bobby Orr comes to mind – so, are you saying you are from Boston or Chicago? and what team do you root over?

  8. Tim Coyne
    July 25, 2006 | 5:13 am

    Thanks for the comments everybody.

    Don’t get fired Tamee!

    Yo Alex! I’m from Boston. Chicago? Please! Orr barely played for Chicago. How dare you!!

    Tim

  9. Dan Klass
    July 25, 2006 | 6:19 am

    FUELING AWESOME SONG! Holy cow! I was laughing so hard, I almost fell into my BBQ!

    Gorgeous!

    - dK

  10. Richard
    July 25, 2006 | 4:26 pm

    Dude.. That last podcast was soooooo funny!!

  11. Tina
    July 25, 2006 | 4:30 pm

    UNKEMPT is quickly becoming my favorite part of your podcast. LOVED the song. Loved it. Loved. It.

  12. Tim Coyne
    July 25, 2006 | 4:57 pm

    Thanks guys (and Tina)!!!

    Tim

  13. Haven in Milwaukee
    August 1, 2006 | 7:34 pm

    Holy shit. I listened to this at work and my coworkers must be wondering why I am laughing maniacally. Hilarious.

    I will never look at Steve Guttenberg the same again…DISTURBING! What a choad lord!

  14. Tim Coyne
    August 2, 2006 | 3:21 am

    Thanks Haven . . . my new myspace friend!!!!

    Yeah, maybe I’ll work with Guttenberg someday and we’ll embrace each other, forgive and forget. Just don’t mess with my girl!!

    Tim

  15. (RYDER)
    April 4, 2007 | 1:31 pm

    Happy Birthday 35? My how time flies- Looks like your doing great. My daughter Meghan is a year and a half- Can you believe that stuff- I am proud of your New Years Resoultion- Keep up the good work

  16. thehollywoodpodcast
    April 4, 2007 | 5:00 pm

    Thanks “Ryder”!!!!!

  17. Kate
    March 24, 2008 | 11:39 pm

    Hey. This is very late praise, but I enjoyed this a lot when I first heard it. With Guttenberg’s recent Pollyanna act on dancing with the Stars, I hope this page gets some deserved attention.

    P.S. Your Cat is Dead

  18. thehollywoodpodcast
    March 25, 2008 | 9:03 am

    Thanks Kate. Yeah. It’s been odd watching him on DWTS. He’s as sweet and likable on that show as he was when I met him. It just got a little weird when he told me he needed to “get some pussy”. Yikes.

Leave a Reply

Wanting to leave an <em>phasis on your comment?

Trackback URL http://hollywoodpodcast.com/2006/07/unkempt-5-guttenberg-attacks/trackback/
MORE PODCASTS

Los Angeles actor/writer, Tim Coyne, gets profiled in The Los Angeles Independent.  Special thanks to journalist Anna Scott. THE LOS ANGELES INDEPENDENT

Los Angeles actor/writer, Tim Coyne, speaks with actress Nell Mooney about her victory on the CBS web reality series InTurn 3 and their summer acting experience together ten years ago. Running time 34:24 Special thanks to PlayRadioPlay for the use of their music. Special thanks to Most People are DJs podcasts for bringing PlayRadioPlay to...

Los Angeles actor/writer, Tim Coyne, celebrates his 39th birthday.

Los Angeles actor/writer, Tim Coyne, interviews author Andrea Portes about her debut novel “HICK.” “HICK” at Amazon www.andreaportes.com Oxygen Ponies – “Devotion” Hollywood Podcast Theme Song – Lucky -”Superstar” [display_podcast]

Los Angeles actor/writer, Tim Coyne, has an interesting student film experience. Running time 41:14.

Los Angeles actor/writer, Tim Coyne, interviews Joseph Gordon-Levitt about "500 Days of Summer", his short film "Sparks", and his website www.hitrecord.org. Runnning time 8:37

Los Angeles actor/writer, Tim Coyne, hits a bump in the road in his quest to land a role on Fox’s “House.” Running time 15:53 Music Provided By Joram Hollywood Podcast Theme Song – Lucky -”Superstar” [display_podcast]

Los Angeles actor/writer, Tim Coyne, rides along with a Hollywood paparazzi photographer as he and his cohorts chase down Gwyneth Paltrow. Running time 56:22

Los Angeles actor/writer, Tim Coyne, meets a "hot chick" at a bar and pledges that the relationship will last at least four months. Part one of a two part episode. Running time 37:45

Los Angeles actor/writer, Tim Coyne, brings you a Sundance Film Festival 2011 interview with filmmaker Suha Ara. Listen! Download Audio Post

Listen! View at audioboo.fm [audio=http://audioboo.fm/boos/260215-andrea-van-beuren-www-newportfilm-com.mp3,Andrea Van Beuren - www.newportfilm.com] Download Audio Post

Los Angeles actor/writer, Tim Coyne, brings you a Sundance 2011 interview with Duncan Birmingham, director of the short film "Excuse Me." Running time 10:38.

Los Angeles actor/writer, Tim Coyne, interviews Louie Psihoyos and Rick O'Barry from the documentary film, "The Cove". Running time 7:54

Los Angeles actor/writer, Tim Coyne, brings you a 2010 Sundance Film Festival interview with the cast members of the dramatic feature, "Obselidia".

Los Angeles actor/writer, Tim Coyne, takes a New Year’s road trip. Live performance. Running time 8:20 [display_podcast]