Unkempt #5 - Guttenberg Attacks!

Los Angeles actor/writer, Tim Coyne, gets a new nemesis as Steve Guttenberg attacks. Running Time 11:10.

GUTTENBITCH!
Produced by g-sus
Recorded and mixed by Glen Alger Schricker
Music composed, performed and arranged by Glen Alger Schricker
Lyrics written by Tim Coyne
Vocal performance by Tim Coyne

Links
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Free MP3 download of GUTTENBITCH!

 
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18 Responses to “Unkempt #5 - Guttenberg Attacks!”


  1. 1 Chris Jul 21st, 2006 at 3:06 pm

    Absolutely fuelling classic!
    Great song Tim. Steve Guttenburg seems to have a thing about the feline species eh?

    Keep up the great work geezer.

  2. 2 Beth B. Jul 21st, 2006 at 3:15 pm

    That was so freakin’ fanastic that I transcribed the lyrics. Yeah, I liked it that much.

    For your reading pleasure:

    http://beffer2000.blogspot.com/2006/07/lyrics-to-guttenbitch.html

  3. 3 Daniel Bye Jul 21st, 2006 at 3:34 pm

    Oh man! What a G-R-E-A-T song!

    “Got 2 wheels, instead of four,

    Got no bed, I got no door,
    I aint rich, I’m fucking poor.
    34 and I sleep on the floor….”

    It’s already repeating itself in the back of my head.
    Awesome!

    And the best part has got to be;
    “I made a plan on New Years Eve:
    Get a girl,

    not a Steve.”

    I can’t stop laughing… oh man!

    “…not a Steve..” Haha

    Well, thanks for another awesome show! Love it!

    Daniel

  4. 4 Tamee Jul 21st, 2006 at 8:22 pm

    My boss walked into my office, put his hand on his hip and snarked “I am TRYING to WORK - WHAT is so FUNNY?!?!?”

    I swear, if you don’t quit it, i’m going to get FIRED . . . then who will care for all the sick children???

    Still laughing - Tamee

  5. 5 Matt Jul 22nd, 2006 at 11:30 pm

    Great episode! Girlfriend huh? Have you stopped counting days/months yet? Let us know when the L word starts getting tossed around.

  6. 6 Grant Jul 24th, 2006 at 7:31 pm

    SO AWESOME! That was F’N GREAT! You Rock M.C. T.C.

  7. 7 Alex (bar hop sessions podcast) Jul 25th, 2006 at 3:02 am

    Steve guttenberg - that’s the last person I’m thinking of right now— although Bobby Orr comes to mind - so, are you saying you are from Boston or Chicago? and what team do you root over?

  8. 8 Tim Coyne Jul 25th, 2006 at 5:13 am

    Thanks for the comments everybody.

    Don’t get fired Tamee!

    Yo Alex! I’m from Boston. Chicago? Please! Orr barely played for Chicago. How dare you!!

    Tim

  9. 9 Dan Klass Jul 25th, 2006 at 6:19 am

    FUELING AWESOME SONG! Holy cow! I was laughing so hard, I almost fell into my BBQ!

    Gorgeous!

    - dK

  10. 10 Richard Jul 25th, 2006 at 4:26 pm

    Dude.. That last podcast was soooooo funny!!

  11. 11 Tina Jul 25th, 2006 at 4:30 pm

    UNKEMPT is quickly becoming my favorite part of your podcast. LOVED the song. Loved it. Loved. It.

  12. 12 Tim Coyne Jul 25th, 2006 at 4:57 pm

    Thanks guys (and Tina)!!!

    Tim

  13. 13 Haven in Milwaukee Aug 1st, 2006 at 7:34 pm

    Holy shit. I listened to this at work and my coworkers must be wondering why I am laughing maniacally. Hilarious.

    I will never look at Steve Guttenberg the same again…DISTURBING! What a choad lord!

  14. 14 Tim Coyne Aug 2nd, 2006 at 3:21 am

    Thanks Haven . . . my new myspace friend!!!!

    Yeah, maybe I’ll work with Guttenberg someday and we’ll embrace each other, forgive and forget. Just don’t mess with my girl!!

    Tim

  15. 15 (RYDER) Apr 4th, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    Happy Birthday 35? My how time flies- Looks like your doing great. My daughter Meghan is a year and a half- Can you believe that stuff- I am proud of your New Years Resoultion- Keep up the good work

  16. 16 thehollywoodpodcast Apr 4th, 2007 at 5:00 pm

    Thanks “Ryder”!!!!!

  17. 17 Kate Mar 24th, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    Hey. This is very late praise, but I enjoyed this a lot when I first heard it. With Guttenberg’s recent Pollyanna act on dancing with the Stars, I hope this page gets some deserved attention.

    P.S. Your Cat is Dead

  18. 18 thehollywoodpodcast Mar 25th, 2008 at 9:03 am

    Thanks Kate. Yeah. It’s been odd watching him on DWTS. He’s as sweet and likable on that show as he was when I met him. It just got a little weird when he told me he needed to “get some pussy”. Yikes.

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