Unkempt #19 – SINGLE MALE 35

unkempt19_web_comic_final.jpgLos Angeles actor/writer, Tim Coyne, is single, 35 and moving forward . . . mostly. Running time 40:02

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13 Responses to Unkempt #19 – SINGLE MALE 35
  1. Paul Babin
    April 2, 2007 | 8:14 pm

    Dude, you had me cracking up today . . .almost crashed my car as you described the scene at the Air Conditioned Bar with the music in the background. I envy you and your freedom at times! Dude keep on rolling with the stories so I can live vicariously through your stories. Guttenbitch . . . I’ve been showing it to my friends and family! Thanks for keeping the dance section !

    Peace

  2. Dave Delaney
    April 3, 2007 | 6:23 am

    Hey Tim:
    Ok, I have to admit, this is the first time I’ve listened…loved it man! Great show. I too was cracking up driving to Nashville today.

    I was thinking that all of your points are right in that the relationship guy’s tip was wrong. Add the fact that there is also a possibility of having sex with the person you just broke up with when you get back together! Then suddenly you’re an item again, just after you’ve gone through with breaking up. Just a thought.

    I’m subscribed…keep up the great stuff.

    D

  3. Gladys
    April 3, 2007 | 2:07 pm

    It seems the the first comment I left was deleted. I can only assume you and my knuckle-headed neck-muscle building ex are conspiring against me, Mr. No-Sleeve-For-My-Drink-Hollywood.

    I repeat: How dare you disparage Steve Guttenberg! Steve is a kind caring sensitive male. His performance in “Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus” is breathtaking. I’d leave that obsessed ex of mine for Steve again any day.

  4. thehollywoodpodcast
    April 3, 2007 | 2:34 pm

    Hey guys! Thanks!!

    Stick with me Dave!!

    Gladys,

    We need Hollywood Podcast Cliff Notes to figure out your random, scattered and not-so-funny jokes/references.

    Focus your comedy Gladys!

    Tim

  5. Gladys
    April 3, 2007 | 9:55 pm

    Dear Mr. I-Don’t-Date-Baristi,

    I have no clue what you’re talking about with your comment, “focus your comedy”. I have it in my mind to head over to that YMCA and straighten out both you and my meat-neck ex. “Comedy”? “Not-so-funny-jokes/references”? Is that what you think this is all about?

    I am new to this “rodcasting” but I am going to give your previous episodes a listen and see if I can figure out what your problem is. In the meantime, don’t burn your leather mitts on your latte.

  6. Andrew
    April 5, 2007 | 11:07 am

    Best unkempt yet, you went pretty deep in this time Mr Coyne. Kept on thinking you’d hold back, then you’d go for it. Very funny, and very honest. The music was great too. Perhaps 20 years from now you’ll be wondering whether you should have called the number on the sleeve…

  7. thehollywoodpodcast
    April 5, 2007 | 7:51 pm

    Andrew,

    Thanks so much man! I wasn’t sure how this one would be received. Thanks for taking the time to lift me up. Much appreciated!

    Tim

    ps – good t-shirt idea “call the number on the sleeve”

  8. Margaret
    April 8, 2007 | 12:15 pm

    Well-crafted, Tim.

  9. thehollywoodpodcast
    April 8, 2007 | 7:28 pm

    Thanks Margaret! Hope all is well.

    Tim

  10. Graham (Scotland)
    April 9, 2007 | 12:16 pm

    Good stuff Tim, keep it going man.

    Graham

  11. thehollywoodpodcast
    April 9, 2007 | 12:26 pm

    Thanks Graham! Good hearing from you.

    Tim

  12. kalel
    May 8, 2007 | 10:51 pm

    catching up on the shows. Lol…….Tim……..haha…….man……I know its ur personal truth but the truth can be funny. When u started listing what you didnt like about the hot chick….I was rolling on the floor. She was too Loud?….lol. shes 6 yrs oder than u, really? wow your a brave guy for mentioning it. latez….hope everything is going well….from all the emails it seems it is. we gota catch up one of these days. oh one more question bowl or cup?
    best- Jersey BOy

  13. the hot chick
    May 10, 2007 | 10:36 am

    all,
    i just last night had the pleasure of sitting down to unkempt #19…it was simultaneously enlightening and disheartening, to say the least…to have been silent all this time while my life/character/heart & soul have been broadcast one sidedly to the world has been incredibly damaging to my self esteem…i have only learned the innermost workings of Tims mind along with all you listeners; as it seems that is the only forum safe enough for him to reveal himself…

    the most important lesson we can all take away from the debacle of “four months bitch” (to reduce my relationship to a tag line) is that to be ruled by fear is to push away love. period.
    love does not look for flaws, love looks for beauty…fear is desperate to find flaws…love is desperate to overlook them…

    silent no more, the fat lady has sung…

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