Did you hear the pain in his voice? I swear, it was -there- covered by laughter.
Tell your friend I’m losing weight and my clothes hurt now because I have to wear my belts tighter than I’m used to. Folds of unnecessary fabric dig into my hips and hurt me. “Please peoples, send a healthy girl some new clothes that fit right.” I have clothes for that caller if he want’s them…true, I do.
People offer to feed me things; and I think to myself looking at these people, “am I really a skeleton / do I have skeleton-like features?” or have you become so huge, that the normal reference point between people like you and I is now completely useless. I don’t know, rambling. I zone out to your background music every time though, I think you do this on purpose; like mind-control pod-hypnosis. You should research that Tim.
I put that track through a synth, then looped it and resampled some of the intro tunes. When you pick up the tempo a bit, the track takes on a whole new life and really rocks. I’ve got it on all my iPods and right now I’m blasting it through my personal home PA system. Funny enough, I went crazy and picked up a huge amp, mixer, and satellites. It’s like living in a dance club for fat people!
Maybe your friend should go on a diet!
Did you hear the pain in his voice? I swear, it was -there- covered by laughter.
Tell your friend I’m losing weight and my clothes hurt now because I have to wear my belts tighter than I’m used to. Folds of unnecessary fabric dig into my hips and hurt me. “Please peoples, send a healthy girl some new clothes that fit right.” I have clothes for that caller if he want’s them…true, I do.
People offer to feed me things; and I think to myself looking at these people, “am I really a skeleton / do I have skeleton-like features?” or have you become so huge, that the normal reference point between people like you and I is now completely useless. I don’t know, rambling. I zone out to your background music every time though, I think you do this on purpose; like mind-control pod-hypnosis. You should research that Tim.
I put that track through a synth, then looped it and resampled some of the intro tunes. When you pick up the tempo a bit, the track takes on a whole new life and really rocks. I’ve got it on all my iPods and right now I’m blasting it through my personal home PA system. Funny enough, I went crazy and picked up a huge amp, mixer, and satellites. It’s like living in a dance club for fat people!
Hey Shane.
Are you serious?
Send me that mp3.
poor guy,
perhaps he can check out a beginning yoga class, not only will he reap the many benefits, but there are tons of hot chicks in class too!