Unkempt #34 – CHEMISTRY

Absolute classic Coyne! Its been too long . . . got me at the edge of my seat and I cannot get my work done. . . still listening . . .

Great TC!!! I could listen to you all day.

You’re a screen actor; your face is your instrument. I’m in love with my piano. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.

Great episode man.
You’re no (When Harry Met) Sally.

Cheers,
Dave

I am not even sure where to begin. You as an artist hit this one home, Grand Slam. Aside from that, drama, heart-wrenching. I’ll send you an email I think.

Listening to this episode (which was brilliant), I’m left thinking about the song
St. Swithin’s Day by Billy Bragg http://www.billybragg.co.uk/releases/albums/brewing_up/brew7.html – which every forlorn lover should listen to.

especially the line
“It’s not your fault
But your honesty touches me like a fire”

Thanks for keeping it real
Mikel

Oh boy. What an episode. It kept me, too, on the edge of my seat.
Tim, you’ll get into trouble for that one. Is there anything you wouldn’t talk about in your podcast? Your honesty is admirable, but this? I smell restraining order.

All the best
Ben

Oh, btw: what on Earth gave you the idea that her taking the pill is reason enough to not use a condom???

Awesome. As always. Every hear the song CHEMISTRY by Semisonic?

Always a great show. The Hollywood Podcast is the standard bearer for storyteller podcasts.

Great show Tim… hang in there, you’ll get all the good that you deserve. As always, thanks for sharing. Great music picks – you’ve got excellent taste… Color Theory is the second great band you’ve introduced me to – thanks

OK, I am not going to be so kind. Your talent and story telling ability is top notch but I think you were a doofus with the Hot Chick.

Let me see if I understand this. You go to the Hot Chick’s house, she is wearing a heart monitor and has to be scared stiff about what the tests might show. You leave and don’t even bother to call to see what the results of the test were? I suppose in some eyes it could look like you did to the Hot Chick what The Cheese was worried about you doing to her, ran when you were needed.

Take it from an old fart, yes there are times when you really do have to back off and leave it the hands of the woman to call, but this wasn’t one of those times.

Call the babe and ask what the latest about the heart problems are, do it right now.

Well, for one thing you aren’t wearing a heart monitor she was. She was having a tough time in her life going through some heart problems and you were the one she chose to be with during that time. Not her new boyfriend. You left and turned into a test she didn’t.

I’m guiessing in her mind she is saying, he didn’t even care enough to call to see how the results came out. He doesn’t care if I live or die.

Had you called and asked if how the results of her tests I don’t if you wold be with her are not the door wouldn’t have been closed. She opened the door by having you over to her house, you closed the door by not calling and asking about a serious health problem.

As to whether you passed ot faile the tests. I don’t view relationships as a series of tests, rather as opportrunities to show you care. This was a great one.

See that is it, I don’t know your history. And rememer I am not hammering your talent or your story telling ability, I mean that talent is undeniable. If I visit the LA area would love to see one of your standup routines.

As to the Hot Chick I am looking at it as someone that isn’t hurt, someone that doens’t know you how much you were hurt nor never met her or you.

But I am looking at it as someone at a distance and someone that missed a ton of opportunities himself to be with the woman he loved. Someone that wished like hell he would have made that call.

It just seems like there are two people that have strong feelings for each other that deserve to be together but have been hurt so much that they are directing their feelings inward instead of outward.

But don’t worry you are a good looking talented dude that there are probably s few hundred women in LA waiting to meet..

Hey Tim! I would advise, you to protect you heart and visualize the the type of hot chick you want and let the law of attraction do the rest. Cut ties with past relationships, to make way for the new! Just as you must go through a audition process to get work. You must audition your potential mate the same way and be very clear what it is you want! I think when you guard your heart in the beginning it doesn’t hurt as much if it doesn’t work out. We all must kiss our share of frogs so when you meet that liberated awesome princess you’ll know, and would be ready for the adventure!

This one really got to me. My god. The ending here Tim… The ending… the song..
You already know how much I like your show – so I’m going to leave it at that.
Thanks again. I’ll always tune in.

This one left me with chills Tim, wow. I never saw this story going where it went. Really great, thanks for sharing so much. Your storytelling is inspiring, we want more!

Having gone through the loss of my dad many years ago from cancer I can tell you that the people who stick with you during a crisis become so spiritually connected with you that you feel like it’s the greatest gift you can receive. And the ones that disappear you try to understand their fear but it’s a huge empty space they leave. I think you can stick around if it came to that. You’ve shared with us part of who you are and I think you’ll stick.

Moving forward.

Tim, I feel your pain. Note to self…do not date nurses!

Dude! That was epic. Glad my ears were tuned in for that. Looking forward to checking out back episodes.

See you soon.

tim – omg, this is great, and even though i’m a chick, i can relate. please post s’more of Unkempt. I’m listening to this right now, 7:30 am here in chicago, and I need to go work, and yet I can’t tear myself away. Hope I listened “correctly.”

Oh, by the way, I love your face too. Maybe it looks a little too much like your mother’s but I see me in there somewhere. Now you figure out whether I’m kidding or serious.
DAD

You absolutely should call the girl and ask her how she is doing. And I am sure she did feel as a forgotten shoe because you didn t. Before they put a person on heart monitor, he or she has to have quite a big health problem. She probably wanted you to know about it and wanted you to give her some courage and support (one has to wear it only for 24 hours so why she would want to meet you exactly in this period if not..?). And, sometimes, when we are sick, we are scarred too and not able to ask (with words) for help; we just want somebody to notice it and offer the support to us. It is funny that somebody who is perceptive enough to make a great and accurate show out from a half hour? miserable sex experience do not notice the fear and the need of the person he even thinks he loves. Ok, the extenuating circumstance is that you are a man(ego) and maybe that this city of yours is a (dating)jungle, where quite normal human behaviour (as asking people if they are doing ok) is long out of stile, so you are not even to blame. Just use the experience and play it better next time you will get the opportunity. These do come every now and then.
But good show though and your Dad seems to be an ok guy too, so I am glad that I found your page.

Well I am sure that the nonquestion about her heart isn t a real reason that you two are not together, I just wanted to make the observation that it is a thing to do in such cases. Chicks, hot or not, do care about things like that. By my opinion it should be in our HD to be a bit more attentive to one another, care a bit more about each other well being, not just to people that we have some big personal interest in.

And don t worry about she taken a different road. By your age you probably already know that it is a fame there is only one true love opportunity in our lives. I had at least three of them by know (we, both parties managed to fuck up all three of them) but I am sure another one will come along. So maybe one day we do get mature enough to make one “till death do us part”. If not, ok too. Whatever we do, all we have to be sure of is that we are sincerely following our inner path.

I am sure going to listen others and enjoy them as I did this one. I liked that faked orgasm part very much, nice to hear it from a man, (can you imagine that I as a woman never faked it, but I did fake I didn t have one while I did few times; some different tactics we are talking about, ha?)
I ll get to you when I do that, I mean listen to the rest of the shows, not fake the orgasm, because I am pretty sure a man that I d do that for him was not born yet, a nice sunny hello from across the pond, 34

I have got through first seven and I ll have to stop for tonight because in few hours I have to get up, go to the capital and plug myself to some electricity health treatment.

But before going to bed I have to say that you are some kind of a strange mixture. That Steve Guttenberg stuff is cute, especially the song – compliments on that! And I don t quite get you; you actually seem genuinely surprised over his pussy comment (You live in LA man; maybe that s why you still did not make it as an actor – eventhough you have the talents, you are too innocent!). If you want to make it as a celebrity, you have to know one thing – you just have to 1. develop another, second personality as a go off filter, or 2. even better, be shizophrenic since birth. That s the only way you can survive dealing with (consequences of) fame. I am not sure though who needed the pussy – the kind, family like Steve or his famous alter Ego…
And then that fucking bitch in #7, giving the young girls tips on the neighbourhood they wanted to move in… Don t be so nice to her – she was being mean, do not cover her rotten back. She was sure over thirty, the age that in your town means old, so she was just jealously jurking off over their youth I guess….
If I got things right from the shows, in this days your birthday is coming up(HAPPY BIRTHDAY!) and if you still sleep on that yoga shit that we here call armaflex, that will fall hard to you. No need to. I think I am your class too and if it s any consolation, just today I was at dentists and there were two kids, a boy and a girl playing on the hallway, twins, about 6, rioting the best way possible, a lot of imagination included in the play…. Suddenly the girl looked at me sitting there and said very naughty to her brother – go and play with the little girl over there…. So you better come to some European country, the southern the better, here, at 38 we are still young, adressed to as alittle girls by children! And here we still have the woods to go to, when dealing the problems with hot chiks or guys, do not have to load all that shit to poor waiters shoulders, begging them to give us space in their restaurants. We just take three or four bottles of home made wine with us, drink it in the woods, talk it over, having nice make up sex under the stairy “ciel”, pass out,… The birds wake us up next day, everything is settled out, even if not, you go wherever you need to go with some straw in your hair, doing whatever you need to do it that day,…

My advice to you – go out of this lame fake city and start to live a normal life, your creativity will find the way, wherever you go, I am sure.

Oh, and 34, it is the number that follows me, wherever I go (worldwide), first number I see on the house when I wake up, it is 34,
always 34, good night from 34

p.s. you can count on me that I will get you some wider european female audience to your show